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The futile task of ordering the chaos

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An index of oldfic:

A Worse Pill to Swallow: Part one Part two Part three

The Book of Moltres James: Part one Part two Part three Part four

Giovanni Is Just the Worst boss: Part one Part two

James and Meowth Do A Fluffy Experiment: Part one Part two

The Angsty Domestic Life of Team Rocket: Part one Part two Part three

Jessie Drugs James and Is Generally Abusive: Part one Part two Part three Part four

James’s Special Delivery: Part one Part two Part three

Toxic Rocketshipping: Part one Part two Part three

Bad Blood: Part one Part two Part three

Holiday Half Arse: Part one Part two

(IN PROGRESS) The Sad Saga of James Morgan and Company: Episode one Episode two Episode three Episode four Episode five

New fic and miscellany:

Chat GPT Writes James x Meowth Mpreg Dubcon (and i helped)

Chat GPT Writes Less Disturbing Blueshipping Fic (and i helped)

Level Nineteen and Pregnant: A Short Crackfic

The Charm Cat and His Queen: Erotic Blueshipping Haiku

Blueship Ahoy: A Collection of James/Meowth Smut Short Stories

(IN PROGRESS) The Prophet of Moltres: An Illustrated Crackfic: Page one

(IN PROGRESS) Team Rocket But They’re Sims: Part one Part two Part three Part four

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Anonymous asked:

@ feral art anon: the proship stance is "it is fictional, it doesn't matter." Liking ferals doesn't make you a zoophile: being attracted to real, irl, not-drawn, offline animals does. Not all pokemon count as ferals anyway. So it depends on the pokemon anyhow.

@ mod erin: "ferals" in the furry community are non-humanoid characters. So while Disney's Robin Hood would be considered anthro, characters like, say, Figaro would be considered feral, because they don't have a lot going on terms of making them physically comparable to humans and/or they don't have humanlike minds. They might speak, but many don't. Technically, werewolves and ponies from MLP are ferals.

signed, a proship furry with a feral sona and multiple feral characters

just-antithings answered:

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[olddirtybadfic]

I wonder if Meowth (from Team Rocket) would count as a feral or anthro. He does talk and stand on two legs like a human (having taught himself that) and he is as intelligent as, maybe even smarter than, a human (how else could he build all those mechs and have all those boss fantasies).

But at the same time, he’s not really all that humanoid; he didn’t become less cat Pokémon-shaped despite his upright posture and the fact that sometimes he wears human clothes. He still does cat things, like playing with balls of yarn or scratching people.

Now that I’m reading all that back and comparing it to the examples listed above, I think he’d probably be considered feral. He doesn’t quite have enough making him physically comparable to a human, even though he stands on two legs and occasionally wears clothing.

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Someone take the poll feature away from me. I don’t know when to stop

Meowth wants James to sit his thicc ass down on a cake. What flavor should the cake be?

Chocolate

Vanilla

Salmon

Rice

Vanilla extract

“Why would I desecrate the most sacred of foods in such a vile manner?!” -James.

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Most cursed poll attempt: round two.

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Anonymous asked:

I'm curious about people's opinions on this.

I recently saw some complaints about people writing het omegaverse and how it should only be for queer relationships and there seemed to be some drama over it and claims that het ships are ruining it. And because I tend to enjoy drama more than I should I read a long twitter thread. Now, the omegaverse isn't my cup of tea. All I really know about it is, wolves, Mpreg, dominance and submission. But it is very popular. Nearly all of my fandoms and ships will have a few omegaverse fics on every one of their AO3 pages. (Nearly all of them are M/M ships)

So I guess, what are the issues of people writing het omegaverse? Or should this be another case of Don't like Don't read and let people have their fun? Or does it just not really work for het ships?

olderthannetfic answered:

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Yes, het will totally ruin the weird dog dicks AU. Absolutely.

There are no ~issues~. People should write whatever the fuck they want. But if you want to explore whether it “works”, you have to delve into what makes omegaverse tick actually, which is more than just wolves+mpreg.

One common use of the trope is to make someone 100000% the top 5eva. This is the type people often mock or complain about in m/m, and it works much the same in f/m. This is what showed up in that stupid omegaverse lawsuit situation: indie het erotica/romance novelists are now using this as a way to structure their fsub rapey ultra alpha hero stuff, and one of them decided she was the original and no one should steal her idea. (Soooo original.)

The Alphaest Alpha to Ever Alpha is a fantasy, not realism, no matter how many dicks the ship has, so it’s not any stranger to go “No, he’s really, really on top!” about the dude in het than about one of the dudes in m/m.

If this trope is hot to you, it’s hot. If it isn’t, it’s not any stupider with het than with slash.

But that’s not the only thing omegaverse gets used for. It’s also used for the diametric opposite: debunking the idea of someone naturally being super, duper default on top. This kind of fic often does something with betas and actually engages with the idea of a three-biological-sex system (instead of betas being how you get rid of the characters you don’t ship). It will have alpha/alpha relationships or omegas topping or omega–>beta trans characters or all manner of other gender/sex exploration.

I don’t read a ton of het in fandom, but I do read m/m/f, and I’ve read fics where each chapter is a different scenario where the three are some other omegaverse combo. This is where you’ll often see female alphas and male omegas and various takes on exactly what that would look like. There’s no reason het couldn’t also be used to explore sex and gender stuff.

And, really, some people just find knotting hot. A story being het won’t change that.

[olddirtybadfic]

Female alphas and male omegas. Interesting.

I think I’ve found a situation in which I would read a Rocketshipping fic.

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[thesungod]

i think we as a society need to start accepting that fictional love stories need to be a bit toxic for us to go insane over them… like, sometimes you kinda need the two parties to be obsessed with each other and fucked up and willing to bring each other back from the dead instead of moving on and go to therapy i’m sorry😔

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image source: dramaticpokemonpictures

Is this toxic enough?

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[ariadne-mouse]

Reasons Ao3 is down, incorrect answers only

Fic characters have unionized and are demanding happy endings

Ran out of blinker fluid

Tribbles

One of the tropes escaped containment and now it's stuck in a medieval AU

It has entered its cocoon stage (ominous)

The rats of NIMH

Ao3 has self-actualized and decided it's Archive of MY Own, Actually, GTFO

In truth it's running just fine, but is having a blankets-and-soup recharge day

Other (specify in the tags)

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[olddirtybadfic]

Your faves have had enough.

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[emma-d-klutz]

there are ships that I have that I’m like “I specifically want to see these two be romantically linked” and then I have ships where I’m like “It’s not so much that I want their relationship to be romantic over platonic as much as it is I abhor the thought of some Love Interest coming along and changing their dynamic, and it seems them being taken by each other would solve that.” I call it defensive shipping, and I think it should be accepted into the general use lexicon. 

Example: Do you actually want Holmes and Watson to be together like that, or are you just shipping defensively because they are built to be an inseparable pair, and seeing Watson always end up marrying a woman and moving out of Baker Street makes you big sad?

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James: One little bowl like this is worth an absolute mint!

Jessie: James, you could use a breath mint. Have you and Meowth been French kissing again?

*James and Meowth nervously glance at each other.*

Meowth: Yeah….Kissin’. Dat’s all we did….

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[thechavanator]

It’s not that I don’t LIKE the Fandom Popular Pairings, it’s that I find the assumption that everyone ships them and the general all-consuming nature of said pairings to be kinda exhausting,

[thechavanator]

It’s not that I don’t LIKE the Fandom Popular Pairings, it’s more that sometimes people solely view the involved characters in terms of the ship and in the process do an incredible disservice to the characters involved

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[catboyslim1]

people desire me carnally because i’m goofy and silly

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people desire

me carnally because i’m

goofy and silly

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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The Battle For The Bottlecap

[givena-friggs]

Okay, just one more.

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Up the butt, Meowth licked his bottlecap. He had been busy with the bottlecap for hours and now wanted nothing more than a wet cuddle or a lulzy massage from his lover James.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his extendable James appeared at the door, grinning lustily.

“Put down the bottlecap,” James said shrilly. “Unless you want me to lick that bottlecap on your butt.”

Meowth put down the bottlecap. He was hot. He had never seen James so pagan before and it made him diaphanous.

James picked up the bottlecap, then withdrew a sandwich from his perineum. “Don’t be so hot,” James said with a pagan grimace. “A Pikachu bit my penis this morning, and everything became Christlike. Now with this bottlecap and this sandwich I can shrilly rule the world!”

Meowth clutched his shiny penis demurely. This was his lover, his extendable James, now staring at him with a pagan perineum.

“Fight it!” Meowth shouted. “The Pikachu just wants the bottlecap for his own extendable devices! He doesn’t love you, not the wet way I do!”

Meowth could see James trembling demurely. Meowth reached out his butt and touched James’s perineum shrilly. He was extendable, so extendable, but he knew only his shiny love for James would break the Pikachu’s spell.

Sure enough, James dropped the bottlecap with a thunk. “Oh, Meowth,” he squealed. “I’m so wet, can you ever forgive me?”

But Meowth had already moved up the butt. Like a virgin, he pressed his butt into James’s perineum. And as they fell together in a Christlike fit of love, the bottlecap lay on the floor, diaphanous and forgotten.

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Writing madlib fic/trollfic with ai isn’t a new thing.

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Anonymous asked:

whenever antis talk about the "innocence" of children, i think about the fact that i was playing out whump as young as 8 years old with plastic horses and wolves. about the fact that i would frequently imagine scenarios containing characters being raped as young as 11 years old (my age, not the characters). i was not abused as a child. i simply found dark scenarios fascinating and compelling. i didn't learn that in any book i read, it was just innate

just-antithings answered:

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[ruinedrainbowpooka]

I had a cousin who liked "The spider game" wherein I would use the soccer goal we had to tie her up and then guard her so she couldn't escape. As far as I'm aware, she wasn't abused. She just liked being the damsel in distress and wanted to be tied up for funsies.

[olddirtybadfic]

Lots of the most fucked up fanfic I’ve written (that I’ve posted to this blog) seems to be from when I was a preteen/teen. I managed to grow up with a decent moral compass, knowing that certain actions are bad because they hurt people. I just really liked to write dark, whumpish fic about my favorite characters to blow off steam and explore dark themes.

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[angrychuu-huahuas]

Being (fanfiction) writer be like:

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[moonlarked]

being a fan of a character is sometimes “look at how complex he is. he’s so intricate and his story is so tragic and he’s so much more complicated than people give him credit for” and sometimes it’s like “haha look at this failure of a person. I wanna throw him off a cliff and see what happens”

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Anonymous asked:

// racism, bestiality

Oh god I've always been meaning to ask this from somebody but I didn't know where to go because I'm afraid people will look at me like a lunatic. Given the "black men are seen as animalistic" stereotype, do fanarts of fictional women fucking horses/dogs have racist undertones or no? Or are they just the product of somebody being a real freaky person and going "wow you know what the world needs more than anything? This anime woman sexing up a horse and going 'you are my REAL husband'"

Fictional bestiality was a major fucking trigger for me for the longest time (irl too but that goes without saying) and just as I was about to come to terms with it, my brain decided to connect these dots that may not even have anything to do with each other and I'm queasy about it once again. Overthinking?

(this may or may not have been further solidified in me when I saw a discussion under a "white women fuck dogs lol" post, which said something along the lines of "nobody is fucking any dogs, chuds are just salty women no longer want to pick them, so they resorted to likening the people they choose to fuck to dogs")

olderthannetfic answered:

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Porn imageboards are awash in this sort of thing aimed at straight dudes, but AO3 fic doesn’t tend to feature that much woman/animal, so it doesn’t come up that much in wank that I’ve seen.

Monsterfucking (of whatever gender combo) has absolutely been compared to racist stereotypes of black men though, so I’m sure if bestiality porn gets more popular on AO3, it will get added to the list of things that are secretly about racist kinks.

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Anonymous asked:

If the Barbie movie is going for verisimilitude, it will feature Barbie orgies and harems. That's how we all played back in the day.

olderthannetfic answered:

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Either that or we mutilated our barbies.